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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends’.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ‘ send me a brother’ Santa wrote back, ‘ SEND ME YOUR MOTHER’
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What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
‘Do u know the meaning of WIFE??Without Information Fighting Every-time Wife replies, ‘ No,It means, With I diot For Ever !!!’
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away
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those are kind of naughty, but funny nonetheless
Comments
Comment from spoof ??
Time November 19, 2009 at 8:11 am
hahah lol i like.
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Comment from tennisfaf
Time November 19, 2009 at 8:30 am
Ha HA HAAA!
I like! I like it LOTS!
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Comment from strangg
Time November 19, 2009 at 9:00 am
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious joke lol
boy: santa i want and cool aunt
santa :Send Me your Grandmother .if not than oldie u can get .
cheers lol
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Comment from Hazel Eyes
Time November 19, 2009 at 9:32 am
omg those were funny!!!
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Comment from The Lord of Love
Time November 19, 2009 at 9:54 am
wonderful…..gave me a good chuckle….keep up the funny….good luck
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Comment from ~brandy~
Time November 19, 2009 at 10:26 am
lol too funny
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Comment from disenchanted
Time November 19, 2009 at 7:23 am
those are kind of naughty, but funny nonetheless
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