What do you think of these jokes?
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>> Subject: Laugh a bit..
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>> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his
>> friend and kills him.
>> Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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>> A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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>> What is the definition of Mistress?
>> Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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>> Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>> Without Information Fighting Everytime
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>> Wife replies," No, It means,
>> With Idiot For Ever!!!"
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>> What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
>> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
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>> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are
>> pregnant.
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>> Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
>> Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
>> dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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>> A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
>> kids yours??"
>> The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are
>> customer complaints".
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>> A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
>> and confidential.
>> Dad says, "You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over
>> there, is also my son, that’s confidential.
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Congratulations. You have now officially put me in a good mood. Here’s a star in return
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Comments
Comment from hottchic90
Time November 19, 2009 at 7:33 am
hahaha i have a cramp there very good have a star!! 
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Comment from highlyjobless
Time November 19, 2009 at 7:44 am
LMFAO… most of it were old, but its worth reading them..
STAR!!
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Comment from Erin C
Time November 19, 2009 at 8:12 am
those were really good!!!
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Comment from sprinting_turtle
Time November 19, 2009 at 8:50 am
Ha! ha! all good. Personally, the one about killing all your friends (found in bed with wife,) was particularly funny this morning. Don’t ask why.
Here’s another on stupidity:
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An intelligence test is given for incoming College football players from a Big Ten University.
The football freshmen are each given ten wooden blocks of different shapes to put in holes of corresponding shapes. Half the men fail but half the mn succeed, from which the researchers conclude that fifty percent of the incoming class are abysmally stupid and fifty percent are really strong.
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Comment from ethslan
Time November 19, 2009 at 9:31 am
Congratulations. You have now officially put me in a good mood. Here’s a star in return
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Comment from Think.Wild.
Time November 19, 2009 at 10:07 am
Ha Ha Ha……
I Have A Hard Time Trying To Touch My Stomach Now..
Ha Ha Ha!!
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Comment from Steve
Time November 19, 2009 at 7:21 am
The last 2 were really good. Never heard them!
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